Cycle Demotivational Poster
CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.
MOTORCYCLES - The brand is not important,the fact that you ride is.
GREATEST SPORT EVER - Welcome to Motorcycle Bowling!
NECROMANCY - Please be mindful, recycle your dead
IN SOVIET RUSSIA - Motorcycle ride YOU
MOMS OF ANARCHY - That's right... they're bad!
TOILET PAPER - The packaging says 100% recycled. Maybe we should take a moment to seriously contemplate this.
PLANNING AHEAD - Hey, let's cut the roof off our car so we can haul the motorcycle around when it's too wet to ride.
LEST WE FORGET -
YOU JUST FALL OFF -
GOOD OL' DAYS -
NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.
GRANPA DUDE -
WAKE UP CALL . . . - . . . for motorists who talk on cell phones and text while driving.
NOT EVEN THE PROMISE OF THE NEXT BOTTLE. -
TOO MUCH HORSPOWER? - No Such Thing
BICYCLE POLICE - You are under arrest, now get your ass in the basket.
ISLAND BIKER GANGS - Taking their hogs out
F I T N E S S - They Say That Thin Is In. But Some Favor A Little Wide In Their Ride.
AT THAT MOMENT - Tim found religion
HARLEY DAVIDSON - Helping the USA win wars since 1942
HAPPY NEW YEAR! -
NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here
HELMETS - Your gonna need one pretty quickly.
STICKS AND STONES -
IN SOVIET RUSSIA... - Bicycle ride YOU!
JESUS CHRIST - on a bicycle.
OUR BOYS -
TWO GUYS ONE BIKE - Nuff said
SPEEDER BIKES - It's like a motorcycle, but on steroids
TOMAHAWK - When A Riceburner Just Don't Cut It
WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."
CANADIAN UNICYCLE - Yeah, we are crazy enough to test drive the damn thing in the winter.
ANOTHER WAY MEN ARE DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN - Women like to recycle where as men prefer to buy new
TIME - It's taking your life away... and your stuff too.
MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENTS -
BLAZING TRAILS -
POPPING A WHEELIE - because two wheels are still one too many? Buy yourself a damn unicycle then!
OKLAHOMA CITY CHOPPERS -
SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK -
JOUSTING - Add a little time travel for spice and BAM it's epic.
BIKER NINJAS -
SPEED BUMPS - They suck the most on race tracks.
ALMOST... - Yep, you ALMOST made it.
Ride hard -
PERIODS - It's a vicious cycle, but hey... At least you're not pregnant
HELLO MA BABY, - Hello ma honey, Hello ma ragtime gal, Send me a kiss by wire, Baby, my heart's on fire! If you refuse me, Honey, you'll lose me, Then you'll be left alone;
MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENTS -
MEN AND BOYS -
BMW - Helping Germans lose wars since 1942
MAN-O-MAN - My ex-wife ended up with my bike. (Indian Giver)
BRAKES FAIL -
THE ULTIMATE DETERRENT - in Tailgating
another life lesson learned -
The 70's -
FREEDOM - Knowing how to shift gears
PRUDENCE - Taking the right decision and not moving with the masses.... Especially when its all going downhill...
IN AUTUMN'S WAKE - "Remember why we died." For they did not wish tribute, nor song, nor monuments nor poems of fleeting beauty. Their wish was simple. "Remember us"
HUNGER - It's a vicious cycle
OOPS! - Catch me!!! I'm Superman!!!
SINCE 1870 -
VICIOUS CYCLE -
SADOMASOCHISM - When you start the vicious cycle of arguing with Timmys, you are only punishing yourself.
VICIOUS CYCLES - There are no winners when it comes to rappers killing each other. Except the music industry.
SIR... - I finally found that Stealth Cycle!
THE GARYMOBILE -
Springtime in Canada -
HOME IMPROVEMENTS -
LANCE ARMSTRONG -
JEWISH SAVANT -
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS - Usually, the only one stopping you is you.
TRIBAL SPEED - "E = mc2 Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared" Albert Einstein
PLAN B - Things can only go right for a limited time.
GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES!! - Hold Up Guys... I Left My Keys On The Dresser!
Oh my god -
PIMP MY RIDE - With a dead goat................
Stealth Choppers -
MOTIFAKING - It is a vicious cycle of sick addiction and tormented loneliness we practice every day--and we wouldn't have it any other way.
Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed... -
FAMILY LEGACY -
Environmental Image -
UPDATE # 47 -
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